Yesterday's Fate

It's time to reminisce, yes?

I was reading some posts from my previous blog (which I did not close down by the way so you guys can still read my previous posts. I couldn't bear to let go of all those memories. :x corrosivel-ove.blogspot.com) and this is what I found. :> I edited some of it because I had really crappy English then and I removed some parts.

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Yi Ling Mama: Claims that my father does not teach me any manners. Is not a good role model. Shouts swear words in an extremely high-pitched voice with me. Always dragging me by the belt to greet my elders, tsk. Gets extremely annoying when she follows me everywhere I go. Forever making me laugh, screw you. :)

Kimberly H. Ahpa: A ramen chef and is not a good role model either. Had a mistress, but still loves Mama faithfully. Forever making me laugh and screw you. :)

Aunty Kai Le: Has strangled me twice, serial killer in the making?

Uncle Alessandra: A fierce uncle he is. On the verge of returning to his crazy self again though. Killed me once but I am still alive! :D Ran on school track during Lunch today till his face turned red.

Kimberly Y. Godsister: We have a tendency to grab each other by the shoulders, shake each other crazily and yell "GODSISTERRRRRRRRRR!"

AhYi (Wan Yi): Great for hugging purposes. She thinks I'm crazy too. /:

Aunty Lynn C.: She thinks I'm crazy too. Looking at her makes me laugh. On second thought, everyone thinks I'm crazy.


Lunch was rather eventful. I was in the canteen, innocently eating my porridge yum yum! Suddenly by mother and father (otherwise Yi Ling and Kimberly H.) come along and don't even greet their son-in-law! Tsk. After I finish my porridge I start drinking ice lemon tea. Then they pull my belt by both sides but not to greet my elders, but to go to the toilet. Yi Ling said "Comeeeee, I bring you go toilet! You need to go toilet lahhh!" Seriously, what the heck? I had to do some serious struggling before I was able to free myself. I bet we made a commotion. :D

We then proceeded to the corridor which was where we were supposed to wait for our form teacher and suddenly everyone starts talking to me. Gee, all I wanted to do was sit in a peaceful corner and talk to Rachel Y about our FAM outing!

I pretended to act moody and emo like. Then I sat down and buried my face in my hands and Lena said "Vanessa, I KNOW YOU'RE LAUGHING!" (which I was.) then Kimberly H. said "Come, don't cry lah. Papa sayang you!" and I just couldn't stand it anymore. So I started hitting them.

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Oh, the days when I had this huge family tree. I loved those days, y'know?